CONQUISTADOUGH.

albinoninja:

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’ll take Mark Ruffalo and leave Colin Firth for you,

But then again, what have you done to deserve Colin Firth?

(via avocadocat)

albinoninja replied to your photo: last night was fun

oh god. i was driving around with my friend friday night and she got a flat tire and we were just standing out in the cold having little panic attacks, saying what do we do?!!? yeah, i’m walking from now on.

last night was fun

…so what have I missed?

nerdylooking:

meinblr:

You don’t know shit about Calvin and Hobbes :pp

I own every single one of those books, and read each of them countless times. :]

I own eight of them. I need more. 

(Source: adumdimples, via nerdylooking)

 End of Emmy montage: “Ricky Gervais couldn’t be here tonight so instead we’re going to give this to our friend Steve Carell.”

Ricky Gervais: Look at his stupid face. Couldn’t actually win one of his own so he stole someone else’s. I don’t think that is actually the original Emmy, that’s a shoddy remake. Where is he? Oh there, in the front row. Just in case you have to make a dash for it. Have you got it on you? I heard you carry it around with you to get in restaurants and stuff. I’m going off road, everyone’s getting nervous now, there’s nothing on the auto-queue. I can do anything this is live. I made you what you are and I get nothing back. Have you even been to see Ghost Town yet? No. I sat through Evan Almighty, give me my Emmy. 

- The Emmy Awards, 2008

Favorite Emmy moment.

(via rufustfirefly)

Has anyone in this family ever even SEEN a chicken?

(via rufustfirefly)

That awkward moment where you kiss your brother in order to make the guy you like jealous,

rufustfirefly:

and your brother enjoys it a little too much