splashofgeek: This especially applies if……. You are slowing me and the other survivors down One of the zombies used to be a loved one to you and now you are getting all sentimental. That shit will not only get you killed but us too. They are gone, that aint them. Move on, and run. You are the typical selfish douchebag who only cares about his own survival and thinks your wads of money still have meaning. They do not, and about two thirds in you will get your comeuppance, if movies have taught me right. If you are already bitten, prepare to be used as a diversionary tactic. If you have spent the entire of Z-Day in a state of annoying panic. Get it together! If you are old. IF you insist on going back to the inner city to find a loved one. Nah ah. They dead, build a bridge and get over it. You are an ex I do not like. You have criticisms about Harry Potter and/or Emma Watson. That shit will get your kneecaps blown off and put in the middle of a street with a dinner bell chiming around your neck.

splashofgeek:

This especially applies if…….

  • You are slowing me and the other survivors down
  • One of the zombies used to be a loved one to you and now you are getting all sentimental. That shit will not only get you killed but us too. They are gone, that aint them. Move on, and run.
  • You are the typical selfish douchebag who only cares about his own survival and thinks your wads of money still have meaning. They do not, and about two thirds in you will get your comeuppance, if movies have taught me right.
  • If you are already bitten, prepare to be used as a diversionary tactic.
  • If you have spent the entire of Z-Day in a state of annoying panic. Get it together!
  • If you are old.
  • IF you insist on going back to the inner city to find a loved one. Nah ah. They dead, build a bridge and get over it.
  • You are an ex I do not like.
  • You have criticisms about Harry Potter and/or Emma Watson. That shit will get your kneecaps blown off and put in the middle of a street with a dinner bell chiming around your neck.